keep your hands inside the cart at all times

look, its not my fault

2005-10-03T17:11:19Z

i know i dont like being picked up, its not cause i hate physical contact as much as kim (well she hates toughing me...she said i give the impression of being unclean....*cry*), its becuase i dont want to be picked up and dropped. and also. you know. run away with and raped and mugged and murdered.

anyway...

hiiii.

i didnt die on sunday.surprisingly.

i want to go to the notting hill carnival. beth, you'e coming with me whether you like it or not. but there will be hot spanish/brazillian guys, probalby all gay, with lots of sparkly things and feathers and colours....and ytes, theres marajuana, and you inhale it whether you like it or not....but its fun!...

so im off then....bye!

its not fair i tell you!

2005-10-01T22:19:20Z

i dotn want to go marshall the SouthDownSafari tomorrow! *cry* becuase am a good soul and part of oxfam, i agreed to marshall at th ewalk. which basically means i ahve to go stand on the south downs for hours ON MY OWN and watch people walk past. joy.

it will undoubtedly be cold, probably raining. therefore, i will look my best, in my attractive painted threequarter jeans (with hole), my million year old ex-grebe green hoodie, my black suede converse, and my black coat...hm...not sure bout the coat...

so anyway. am not pleased about this as my thighs are caning form hockey. i swear they only did the three on two hockey becuase they wanted to make me and grant run around OMGFUCKINGLOADS...*scowl*...and i think im playing against symmonds next week...*going to die*.

i'll see you on monday, if i havent died!

x

p.s. thanks steve for saying you would come stand with me if you could, IF ANYONE, I MEAN ANYONE AT ALL IS FREE TOMORROW AND FEELS LIKE BEING NICE, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE CONTACT ME NOW!!

that is all

huzzah

2005-09-30T15:32:45Z

there were no tickets left, so dont have to go!

gods bless the other people who are going to ridicule my brother...

nemesis_renewed @ 2005-09-27T22:07:00

2005-09-27T21:05:40Z

wank, its my brothers stand up in london on friday. and i ahve to go.

wankwankwank.

wow

2005-09-27T21:02:04Z

hugh edwards really does have some lovely ties..

hmmm

2005-09-27T20:09:14Z

the thing that mum installed so that the cursor translates words into french is starting to get annoying...

hihi

2005-09-26T18:56:19Z

yeah i know, ages since ive written, but i dont arrive empty handed!

i give you!

THE SURVEY

1 - Use your current initials and create a new name for yourself.
CHPT- Charlie Harrow Parquart the Third

2 - If you were born outside of your era, when would you want to be born and why?
Victorian times, no technology EVER

3 - If you ran a store, what would you sell/have?
jewellery, masks, 60s music

4 - What part in a movie would you love to play?
female barman

5 - In your opinion, why do people suck?
becasue they exist

6 - If you had your own state, what would you put on your new quarter?
me!

7 - What's the oldest article of clothing you own?
john white. he died in 1814 and currently resides within my jet ring. either that or the wolfskin coat my mother has somewhere.

8 - What piece of furniture have you replaced the most?
computer desk

9 - What instrument do you wish you could be more than great at?
bass

10 - Record, Tape or CD?
tape

11 - What do you think would be the best concert ever?
um...live8 was damned good...except mariah carey

12 - What is the best part of your favorite movie(s)?
'dead nigger storage', pulp fiction

13 - What do you think is the most overrated candy ever?
haribo. yeah its good, but its not teh best.

14 - If you were writing out your will, who would you give your music collection to?
elle.

15 - If you could only debate two topics the rest of your life, what would they be?
hm...dont know

16 - Out of your friends, who would you say you are most jealous of, artistically?
whoever of them got a B or over in art gcse..so all of them who took art bascially.

17 - Most jealous of....intellectually?
the other famous four

18 - What do you collect?
anything!

19 - What is broken that you have, that you wish was fixed?
freezer

20 - What do you do when you're home sick?
usually wish i wasnt, i only stay at home ill when im REALLY ill

21 - Story behind your username?
nemesis_renewed: nemesis was a warrior who was very strong. and nemesis reborn was taken.

23 - Line from the last thing you wrote for someone?
'give my love to aldo and the boys. love.'.....it was a letter to my aunt in australia.

24 - A famous person you have met?
me!....i saw johnny borrell in scotland, he was about three feet away...wearing his silly hat...

25 - Favourite way to waste time?
on here...or at a gathering...theyre fun

26 - Last thing you bought yourself?
manga 'Lament of the Lamb', and some exfoliating face wash.

so there, have fun.

X

i like hugh edwards tie...

2005-09-13T21:18:51Z

*sidle sidle* well hello there.

college is fun! omgyeah its great! am slightly worried that i have frees...it feels wrong to not be working all day. not that im complaining, i'm jsut concerned.

ha ha. petrol situation is amusing me. *is rollerblading to college tomorrow to save money....not that i use petrol on the way to college*

i managed to surprise people in geology. yeah, thats right, i may be the girl who says she likes rocks and cant remember her AS's, but i can roll off a nice definintion of the formation of metamorphic rock. *is cool*

*is also only girl in music tech class*

*is also tired and wants to go to bed*

*has also broken a nail...shit*

bye!

X

alrighty then

2005-09-11T16:00:13Z

so. lets get you up to speed on my life (you lucky lucky thing you)

have moved, have got internet back, but not broadband YET, that will take a few more weeks.

almost bought a bearded dragon today, called Geoff, he was so cute. but then we realised itd be silly.

mum brought the jewellery chest back, to cut a long story short, i won a ring with hair in it, it was John Whites hair (note: John White was someone in our family), the interestig thingh though, he died in 1814. 1814!!thats about 191 years ago!

so yeah. thats about it. and kim kate and elle, you are all rubbish and i expect you to make up your lack of prescence on saturday as soon as possible.

X

ahoy!

2005-08-30T14:35:42Z

hi, so yeah, pillaged internet off Nicola, though NOONE IS HERE and feeling unloved. i send texts to people because i have no internet, and noone bothers to reply, so am lonely and unloved and hate you all.

*sulk*

other than that, happy birthday stevey, damn good party, i'll show you the film when i get the chance. and the pictures when theyre developed. *giggles to self when remembers all that was said* so so so funny...

so yeah, not sure when ill get my own internet of joy back, might be after the start of college. if i go to my dads next week i may be online *shockhorror*

till then my sweets,

BYE

XX

commence online silence

2005-08-22T19:52:14Z

today is the last day i can go online for...about 2 weeks. computers being dismantled tomorrow night, we move wednesday, and then it takes 10 days for a broadband company to give us broadband!

so iwas jsut giving you a heads up, my mother assumed that you would all think i'd died. personally i dont think you'd notice.

so.

see you all on the other side, if not, saturday at steve-os (16! hes so grown up!)

or at college.

or, failing hte two that come later, on thursday.

X

P.S. i hereby ban Beth, Kate, Kim or Elle fomr worrying about results, you all are super smart and will need to comfort me on thursday as have worst brain out of all of us.

P.P.S. also, am not going to ireland anymore, theres no need to alter the date of kates party whatsoever. but it would be nice if kate actually came BACK from her boat trip! *cry*

you know you want to

2005-08-18T17:23:47Z

busy next wednesday?

if not, come help me move house! please? you can come to southsea and pack, or go to eastleigh and unpack? yeah? please?

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaspleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaspleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!

"you don't need a sign saying 'fuck off i'm hormonal'. you're female, it's a given"

2005-08-17T14:32:36Z

finally finished painting the walls in the living room. just need to do the door, the door frames, the skirtng boards, the coving and patching up the cieling. *cry*

oh, and i stood on a paint scraper and my foot bled. decorating is dangerous, kids!

penny drops

2005-08-16T18:06:48Z

OMGAMMOVINGINAWEEKANDAMSOTOTALLYNOTPACKED!!WHATAMIGONNADOWEDONTHAVENEOUGHTIMEAFTERWEMOVEOUTANDTHENEWPEOPLEMOVEINTOPAINTTHEGLOSSPAINTFORTHEWHOLEHOUSEOMGAMGONNADIEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

aloha!

2005-08-16T12:16:10Z

greetings ffrom southsea! jsut over a week left here! moving day will either be day before or day after results day, joy of all joys *dies of stress*

well, all the washing machine angst is gone, the new one seems to be working fine (ie. doesnt fill up with water, make horrible burning smells or STEAL ALL OF MY CLOTHES), but just to be on the safe side, mum is washing everything ever NOW incase it breaks tomorrow. so i have no more space for the surprisingly large amount of clothes that i seem to posess.

after all that grief dissapaited, we get the joy of arsefuckingcocksucking tennants that never call us ever again even when they say the definately want the house dont want anywhere else and will come back tomorrow with the deposit and with all the relevant forms, and then dont turn up, dont answer their phones and dissapear OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET. *tiny bit cross*. and to top that all off, today we've got two offers and we really dont know who to take, one set means we'll get more money, but theyre slightly wierd, the other people were nicer but we'd get less money, so mum cant chose so I have to and it means i jsut want to run away and join the circus. *sneezes* *takes break to check spelling of rant*

iiiin other news, had muchos fun on sunday, though photos possibly wont be developed for weeks, and even then i probably wont be arsed to post them here as it involes a long fight with the scanner and then confusion with photobucket eating my pictures. oh and i remembered mikes badge so thats a big relief to not have to bother remembering things.

im sure there was something else....

oh! yes, right, well, kates birthday is first week of september as you should well know, and i dont knwo when she gets back form the boat or when her party thing is, anyone know? cuase me and mum want to go to ireland to see the giants casueway (long story, tell later) and the only week we can go is form the 1st of september to the 8th, and that would mean missing kates birthday as it will seem like i am abandoning her forever cause am going to differnet college although tis not the case entirely and besides i want to go and see her anyway. *remembers commas and full stops exist*

ok, well rather than abuse your grammatical sense of correctness for any longer, i'm off to wait for the rat man and impending doom at 6pm. bye!

X

bah bah bah

2005-08-10T11:42:26Z

its not every day that washing machines bring you to tears

pictures from cousins party, courtesy of Grandma Di

2005-08-09T19:15:11Z

me (surprisingly) on the rather impressive trampoline that I constructed last summer.

and me (again) posing for the cover of vogue. you can tell by my face that I'm taking it really seriously...

they were the only pictures she sent, but other than me being a fool, there were other people, most of them old and wrinkly with no idea who I was...fun fun!

ooh!

2005-08-08T20:09:53Z

pie pie pie pie pie pie pie!!!

i like pie

especially when im as hungry as i am.

which is very hungry.

a hippopotamus like hunger almost.

do pigtails make me look like pippy longstocking?

if you dont know who she is, i pity your childhood.

freaked, spooked, in awe and gobsmacked

2005-08-06T22:19:50Z

tell you what though, Donnie Darko's a damn good film.

even if it did give me a headache...

hurrah!

2005-08-04T19:57:09Z

parcel from bravissimo today! yay! best shirt EVER. its blakc, with pointy cuffs, and cufflinks, and it fits everywhere! and its so great!

today is a day of pervy men

2005-08-03T13:06:45Z

how pervy are deranged old men allowed to be? there was a guy in the oxfam shop being rather odd 'youre a catch for any man, isnt she? *asks other customer who mutters, walks past me and says 'only kidding'* lots of guys fancy you? no? dont know what they're missing..' and leaves the shop. *completely baffled*

as if that wasnt enough, on the way to oxfam this morning, i was WOLF WHISTLED. a man in a car drove past me and WOLF WHISTLED me (i looked around to see if there were any hott women behind me as am having a particulary un-hott day).

im scared to leave the house.

on a happier note, i got a black velvet shirt from East for 99p in oxfam off the sale rail. SCORE!

london photos

2005-07-30T15:36:09Z

^ a Jewellery Shop on the Kings Road

and

^ Stringfellows! yes, random, but not as random as turning a corner and being in front of Londons most famous strip club.

not impressed

2005-07-30T15:23:41Z

what is the point in changing the name of Dime bars to Daim bars?! pointless and rubbish.

omgwow!

2005-07-29T21:31:40Z

hihihi!!!
most productive shopping trip ever!
i wont bore you with what happened when we were in covent garden (other than my badges: 'trust me i'm a doctor' and 'covent garden:london'), but after that we went to Sloan Square and Kings Road where we met Sophie for lunch (ooh, forgot to mention, bought teh coolest sunnies form Muji, but will have to show rather than tell) had nice lunch in a park. went shopping on Kings road. OMG there is a jewellery shop called OMYGOD, so naturally i took a photo of it (will post it at later date, along with the photo of stringfellows..). i managed to get two pairs of jeans that fit for £7.97 each! bestest bargain ever seeing as they are Gap and meant to be over £30 each!! and i got a brown top fomr there too....theeeeen we went to Tabio On The Ground (best sock shop EVER) and i got 80 denier turquoise tights (<3), then went to levis and got a top in the sale. i got many many leaflets, including a magazine form levis that i wont open as its called 'Homo Plus' (i really should read free stuff before i take it..). after the shopping bonanza, we met J and went to the Duke of Wellington where we saw th great and the good of Belgraviers cars. about 8 limos, an aston Amrtin DB7, three different coloured new Bentleys, one Rolls, many Mercedes (including an SL55 with AMG, heartHEART!) and a woman on rollerblade sin her smart work outfit. god love the londoners.

um so yeah! great day out! id recommend london to anyone. mind the tramps with rabies, dont feed the pidgeons and avoid the squrrles at all costs.

(as the drunk guy in the Beatles outfit said)

"Peace and love!"

X

boredlol

2005-07-28T12:38:30Z

01.Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs: Feeder
02. Are you male or female: Pilgrim Soul
03. Describe yourself: Tumble and Fall
04. How do some people feel about you: Pushing the Senses
05. How do you feel about yourself: Godzilla
06. Describe your ex boyfriend / girlfriend: Quick Fade
07. Describe current boyfriend / girlfriend: Pain on Pain
08. Describe where you want to be: Dove Grey Sands
09. Describe how you live: Feeling a Moment
10. Describe how you love: Love Pollution
11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish?: Comfort in Sound
12. Share a few words of Wisdom: Forget About Tomorrow
13. Now say goodbye: Come Back Around